Okay douche promoter who wants to book me, you get upset because I ask you questions and check you and what you do/have done out? And you wonder why I don’t reply to your silly questions? Simple: You want to book me. That means I’ve done my job, you’re interested in throwing a party people show up to, because of me. I don’t think I have to prove anything. You want to lowen down my fee because “you don’t know how many people show up for me”? Hint: Book another DJ who’s willing to play your games.

I’m not your fucking whore. I’m a fair and reliable partner, also not the worst DJ, always after delivering the best I’m able of to the people who pay YOU for MY APPEARANCE. I’m taking every gig very serious, with all professionalism I have to offer. So go fuck yourself and don’t bother emailing me or my staff.

Say something, preferably nice...